I’m allergic to cats, so yeah they could kill me 😼😵
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."
"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."
fuck the education system
I will never NOT reblog this.
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
kissing is great
but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
death by pussy or nah?