I want to marry you and annoy you for the rest of your life.
(via buddhagiirl)

(Source: fuckyeahmeyn)

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

dw:

me getting away from your lame ass jokes

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naturallywholocked:

if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell

I am gay btw

(Source: dawnoftheplanetoftheapes)